Small Business Marketing Idea #2 - Cliche Copy Crap

"You've got mail!"The sole purpose of your headline, subhead and photo
That phrase blasted from the 10" cheapo computercaptions is to get the reader to read your first
speakers that flank my 19" big boy monitor. I don't usesentence of copy!! This is the most important step you
AOL but I set my email client to "belt out" the commoncan get them to take. If they just skim your ad from
phrase to let me know I have a new batch of mailtop to bottom your chances that they take your
screaming down the pipe.desired action is drastically reduced.
In that avalanche of mail that poured into my mailboxYou must get them to the first line of copy. Your first
like a broken-handled faucet, I noticed a pieced ofline of copy should be short and its sole job is to get
spam (gotta love the spam). This wasn't' just anthem to read the next line of copy. The second line of
ordinary piece of spam this was a high-tech, glossycopy's job is to get the reader to read the next line -
piece of spam - an html spam (the ones with fancyand so forth.
pictures on it).Your first two paragraphs of copy should be short
This spam was actually from someone I had met inand non-threatening and should create a desire for the
person and gotten my email address off a piece ofprospect to keep reading through to the next
email I had sent to her and then put me into her spamparagraph.
database without permission.The copy should create a "slippery-slide" down the
This piece of spam was a marketing lesson that Icopy to the call to action. All along the copy should
needed to share with you...anticipate and answer any questions the reader would
The spam was nicely set up with a headline andcome up with as they read.
subheads, but since it was HTML and the headlineThis "slippery-slide" copy concept was taught to me
was an image the image took way too long to loadby Joe Sugarman. Joe is one of the all time great
and I was already into the subhead (it was text)direct response copywriters of our time. He is the
before the headline even made its first showing.marketing master behind so huge product success
The subhead (first thing I read) said, "Are you trying tostories such as "Blu-Blocker Sunglasses."
force round pegs into square holes?" Now we've allCopywriting Tip #3
heard this cliché line before and I'm askingHave you ever been standing in a line for a ride at
myself what the heck does it mean and what theDisney World or another busy theme park? Have you
heck does it mean to me in the context of yourever noticed how the line is all zigzagged? Have you
business???ever wondered why they do that? It's not to save
Copywriting Tip #1space it's to make you feel more comfortable and so
Don't use cliché lines in your headlines and subyou don't freak out at how long the line is.
headlines. We've all heard them before which meansImagine how long the line would look if it were
we don't take notice and they don't cause us to think.perfectly straight!
You need provocative headlines and subheads thatThe same goes for your copy.
engage your reader and make them think aboutThe third copywriting tip I'm going to give you here is to
themselves in terms of your business or solution.use sub headlines to break up your body copy into
This was a question type of headline and questionmanageable sections. This keeps the reader engaged
type headlines are a strong headline option - but, youand makes the copy seem easier to read and not as
must ask thought provoking, engaging questions. Don'tlong. These sub headlines can be a summary of a
waste your one opportunity to grab your reader with amajor point in the previous paragraph or in the one to
worn out, cliché, wet-noodle question. Smashfollow. They could also be a curiosity generating line
them over the head with something that will engageabout what's to come in the copy.
them and get them wanting to read the next line ofTesting has shown that the content of the subheads
copy.are not as important as them being there.
Copywriting Tip #2