Small Business Marketing Help #1 - The Diary of an Angry Ad Man

This week something unbelievable happened. Mondayabout you - the seller, instead of them, the buyer. One
was the first day of a brand new radio campaign forstop shop is the listener's cue to stop listening, make a
a brand new client. I won't name the client, the station,cell phone call, or change the channel).
or even the market this happened in.Features
Due to budget restraints on the client-side, the spotFeatures
was produced by the station (read free). Of courseSmaller benefits
the script was written by yours truly and my trusty...and the rest was basically the same.
copy-writing sidekick. The spot was finished lastWhat got cut out was the HUGE PROMISE/BIG
Thursday - and on Friday I gave my stamp ofBENEFIT. The benefits that were left were pushes
approval.toward the middle, buried underneath the self-centered
Monday morning I received an email from the stationdiscussion of one stop shops and a laundry list of
rep saying that they had decided to make a fewfeatures.
changes to the commercial - just a few "small things" -When I "asked" the station about this they told me that
and the new commercial started running that morning.they were looking out for the client's best interest.
Calmly, I asked for a copy of the new commercial.They were concerned that listeners may not
At about second 6 my jaw dropped so far down thatunderstand exactly who the client was or what they
it hit the desk. My other orange half swiveled in hisdid - or exactly what the package contained.
chair and stared at me in disbelief.Guess what? In a sixty second radio ad they shouldn't
"Did that just say 'one stop shop?'" he asked? Indeed itlearn those things. The purpose of the ad is not to get
did.the person to completely understand the offering and
It seems that the station sales manager felt the spotmake a buying decision. That can't happen in 60
needed to be rearranged a little bit - and was lacking aseconds - unless you're selling gum or erasers or
few lines. So they made some changes - withoutsomething.
consulting me.The purpose of the ad was to get the listener to say,
Well, I was steaming mad. But, I quickly saw an"Hmmm...that big benefit sounds good...oh and they're
opportunity through this adversity: I can write a journaltalking to me...and those other benefits sound very
entry about this! So here we are.fine...oh - a few features, that sounds like something I
The primary point I want to make is to illustrate thecould use...so that's the person I need to talk to to learn
difference between our script and their script. Why themore, and there's the number - eh....better hurry - it's
minor changes could have made tremendous negativeonly good for this week - and there's the number
impact. Ultimately, I hope you'll learn some good copyagain." The point is to get arouse the listener's curiosity,
writing pointers and understand why you shouldn't let aengage their greed-glands, get them to picture
radio station, newspaper, or anyone else who sells adsthemselves with the benefit in their lives, then to call
write your ads.and learn more.
Our Formula:But as soon as you throw the self-centered cliche
Introducing something newgorilla snot in there, the entire process breaks down
HUGE PROMISE, BIG BENEFITand the listener disengages.
Who can take advantageIncidentally, the station manager admitted, "I guess I
Smaller benefitscould have chosen a better line than 'one stop
Basic featuresshop'...that is pretty cliche." My point exactly.. So why
More benefitsdid he change it?
Personal name to contactIt makes me think we're not charging enough. Most
Call to actioncopy writers at our level charge $15,000 a pop for a
Limited timecampaign. I'll bet if my client had paid $15,000 for that
Call to action againscript, an act of congress couldn't have changed that
Their formula (made by rearranging our script, addingad without my agreement. Interesting.
one line and deleting one line):My parting message to the station - and to you - is
Introductionthis: Let the stations and newspapers do what they do
One stop shop for all your __ need. (Statements like- which is sell the advertising, and leave it to us to
these are drivel, amateur and cliche and have nomake the advertising.
business in real marketing. Even worse, they are all