Small Business Marketing, According to Seinfeld

p>What could Seinfeld possibly have to do withcommitment. You're not building the next mega
marketing a small business? As it turns out, all smallconglomerate (not yet, anyway), so ad money that
business owners could take a few lessons from thedoesn't produce a positive ROI is wasted money. Jerry
show that brought us such popular phrases as "Manunderstood that if the early part of the relationship
Hands" and "master of your domain".wasn't perfect, the rest was bound to go downhill.
The Coffee Shop - Jerry, George, Kramer, and ElaineApply that rule to your marketing and advertising
spent countless hours in the coffee shop, talking aboutpurchases and you'll maximize the effectiveness of
"nothing." You should spend some time there as well,your advertising. If it works on a sample basis, consider
but instead of talking about your parents or your datea long term plan. If it doesn't work in the short term,
last night, get together with other small businessgive them the "it's not you, it's me" routine and move
owners and talk about your respective business andon.
marketing activities. Many of you already participate inThe Superman Effect - Did you know that Superman
local business clubs and organizations, but theappears or is mentioned in every Seinfeld episode? It's
feedback and shared ideas that are generated in antrue, largely because Jerry kept a Superman figurine in
informal business chat over a coffee are often thehis apartment that popped up in the background
most valuable. My "coffee shop group" consists of 3numerous times during each episode. For small
small businesses owners from different industries.business marketers, Jerry's Superman equates to your
Between us, we generate great marketing ideas forcore business. With so many marketing opportunities
each other or in my case, new topics for smallto consider, it's easy to lose sight of your primary
business articles. You can easily gather a few smallbusiness in pursuit of new revenue streams.
business owners together for this type of meeting.Unfortunately, this can often leads to the collapse of
Just be sure they are not competitors!your business. Take a page out of Jerry's book, and
The Short-Term Relationship - It seemed that everybe sure to keep your core business (your "Superman")
Thursday, Jerry was dating a different woman. In fact,a part of everything you do, even if it is only in the
outside of Elaine he rarely dated a woman for anybackground. Every opportunity and every possible
length of time. Jerry understood that sometimes, youmarketing strategy that you consider must relate back
don't want to be tied down to a long-term relationship.to your core product/service offering to ensure the
The same rule applies to your small businesscontinuity of your business. Don't allow yourself to
marketing activities. Too many small businesses getbecome so sidetracked that you end up chasing
drawn in to long-term advertising relationships bymarketing opportunities that detract from your current
committing to a certain amount of advertising instrengths. When evaluating a new business
exchange for a discount. Those who sell advertisingopportunity, ask yourself "How will this new marketing
try to convince business owners that you can'tor business idea impact on my core business?" before
evaluate a particular form of advertising based on justyou begin a new marketing venture.
a small sampling period, and thus a longer contract isThe next time you are watching a Seinfeld Rerun, be
required. This is simply not true. In the small businesssure to look for the hidden small business tips in each
world, ads must at least pay for themselves beforeepisode. You might find that it wasn't a show about
you agree to investigate any long-term advertisingnothing after all.